Lawak-lawak....

kalau anda pikir anda masih islam
bacalah...kalau
tidak.

.....Allah saja yang tahu...
Message: Tolonglah ambil masa 2 minit untuk
membaca
ini....
kalau lebih dua
minit
tu bukan membaca la tu..tapi mengeja.. ;-)


Dengan Nama ALLAH yg Maha Pemurah lagi
Maha
Pengasih...


Bayangkan benda ini berlaku pada anda..... Suatu
hari pada masa
Sembahyang jumaat yang di hadiri oleh lebih
kurang
1,000 jemaah...
tiba-tiba masuk dua orang lelaki yang menutupi
seluruh tubuhnyer dgn
pakaian hitam.. tak nampak apa cuma dua biji
mata and
membawa mesin
gun... lalu salah seorang lelaki tu bertempik "
"Sesiapa yang sanggup
MATI
kerana ALLAH sila berdiri di tempat kamu"
Selepas
mendengar amaran
lelaki
itu maka segeralah bertempiaran lari para
jemaah
itu
utk
menyelamatkan
diri.... daripada jumlah yang 1,000 tadi tu hanya
tinggal lebih
kurang
20 orang sahaja yang masih berdiri di tempat
masing-masing termasuk
Pak
Iman tu... Lelaki yang bertempik tadi segera
membuka
tutup mukanya
lalu
melihat ke arah Pak Imam sambil berkata: "Ok
Pak
Iman, saya dah
halau
SEMUA yang hipokrit, sekarang bolehlah Pak
Iman
mulakan sembahyang
Jumaat".... Lalu kedua lelaki tersebut berpaling
dan
meninggalkan
jemaah.... Macammana.. adakah anda rasa lawak
dgn
cerita di atas.
selain
terhibur anda fikirlahlah...


" Lawak kan , dari 1,000 org yg mengaku dia
Islam hanya
20 yg
betul-betul
beriman... "


" Lawakkan berapa banyak manusia yang mudah
lupakan
ALLAH bila
menghadapi bahaya... kedua lelaki hanya
membawa
mesin-gun.. dia tak
kata
pun
nak bunuh.. tapi generasi skrang.. amat lemah..
baru
kena ugut
terus
lari
lintang pukang.. lupa yg dia tak sembahyang
jumaat
lagi..."


"Lawak, ada juga yang agamanya cuma
seminggu sahaja..
tu pun bila time
sembahyang jumaat.. tunjuk muka kat org
kampung.. ada
tu lagi dashyat
setahun 2 kali aje.. bile time sembahyang raya..."


"Lawakkan, ramai orang percaya kepada gosip
dan apa
yang di tulis
oleh surat khabar daripada apa yang tercatit
dalam
al Quran"


"Lawak kan , berapa ramai yg percaya dunia
hanya
sementara, akhirat
adalah
tempat yang kekal, tapi berlumba-lumba
mengejar dunia"


"Lawak, kita boleh bersembang dgn boyfriend
atau
girlfriend
berejam-rejam
tapi nak berdoa kepada ALLAh alahai.. tak cukup
masa..


Dan lebih lawak lagi, bila kita boleh post banyak
thread atau email
yang berunsur lawak jenaka dan lucah kesemua
tempat
tapi merasa berat
nak berkongsi dan nak hantar artikel2
yang
berunsur
agama


Lawak kan ??? Kenapa gelak tu kan realiti.. tapi
yg
paling lawak
sekali.. berapa orang yang lepas baca benda ni
akan
sampaikan kat
orang
lain... berapa orang yang akan buka email ni
untuk
luangkan masa
membaca? berapa banyak????
wallahuaallam..

Insaf laa korang~~~

KELUASAN API NERAKA..........................

(dipetik dari kitab TANBIHUL GAHAFILIN "Peringatan Bagi Yg Lalai")
Dari Hadith Qudsi: Bagaimana kamu masih boleh melakukan maksiat sedangkan
kamu tak dapat bertahan dengan panasnya terik matahari Ku. Tahukah kamu
bahawa neraka jahanamKu itu:

1. Neraka Jahanam itu mempunyai 7 tingkat

2. Setiap tingkat mempunyai 70,000 daerah

3. Setiap daerah mempunyai 70,000 kampung

4. Setiap kampung mempunyai 70,000 rumah

5. Setiap rumah mempunyai 70,000 bilik

6. Setiap bilik mempunyai 70,000 kotak

7. Setiap kotak mempunyai 70,000 batang pokok zarqum

8. Di bawah setiap pokok zarqum mempunyai 70,000 ekor ular

9. Di dalam mulut setiap ular yang panjang 70 hasta mengandungi lautan racun
yang hitam pekat.

10. Juga di bawah setiap pokok zarqum mempunyai 70,000 rantai

11. Setiap rantai diseret oleh 70,000 malaikat

Mudah-mudahan dapat menimbulkan keinsafan kepada kita semua.

Wallahua'lam.

Al-Quran Surah Al- Baqarah Ayat 159

Sesungguhnya orang-orang yang menyembunyikan apa yang telah Kami turunkan
dari keterangan-keterangan dan petunjuk hidayat, sesudah Kami
menerangkannya
kepada manusia di dalam Kitab Suci, mereka itu dilaknat oleh Allah dan
dilaknat oleh sekalian makhluk.

Dari Abdullah bin 'Amr R. A, Rasulullah S. A. W bersabda:" Sampaikanlah
pesanku biarpun satu ayat..

"Sesungguhnya Ilmu itu akan membakar kamu jika tidak disebarkan." So...pls
pass it on...

R U Muslim?

Baca dengan hati seorang ISLAM....!

Saya ingin berkongsi cerita in dengan anda semua mengenai sikap segelintir orang Melayu kita atau lebih tepat lagi orang
Islam di Malaysia.
Kejadian benar ini berlaku di Carrefour Wangsa Maju beberapa hari lepas. Seorang pemuda Islam yang berkerja sebagai 'cashier' di pasaraya tersebut telah menumbuk seorang lelaki cina. Ini berlaku kerana ketika pemuda cina tersebut sedang membayar harga barangan, pemuda Melayu ini telah menegur pemuda Cina ini mengenai gambar baju yang sedang di pakai oleh
pemuda cina tersebut. Gambar itu ialah seekor babi yang sedang memakai serban di samping seekor anjing yang memakai tudung lambang agama Islam. pemuda Melayu itu bertanya gambar apakah yang sedang di pakai oleh pemuda cina tersebut. Dengan rasa bangga dan tidak bersalah, pemuda Cina itu terus menjawab sambil menunjuk ke arah gambar bajunya dengan mengatakan babi yang memakai serban itu ialah Muhammad dan anjing yang memakai tudung itu ialah Khadijah Mendengar jawapan lelaki tersebut, pemuda Melayu ini dengan tidak disangka2, menumbuk muka si Cina tersebut.
Huru hara lah suasana di carrefour itu. Kemudian pemuda Cina itu memaki hamun lalu datanglah Manager Carrefour yang juga
beragama Islam lalu memecat lelaki Melayu tadi.. Apa yang di lakukan oleh Manager Carrefour tadi adalah satu etika yang patut di contohi kerana, menumbuk org sesuka hati memanglah salah...Tapi malangnya, Manager tersebut bukan hanya memecat pemuda Melayu tadi yang sedang mempertahankan akidah agama Islam, tetapi turut memaki hamun pemuda Melayu itu dengan kata2 kesat. Pemuda Melayu ini pulang dengan keadaan hampa. Bukan kerana di pecat, tetapi turut di maki hamun oleh saudara seislam yang di sangkanya akan turut manjaga maruah orang Islam selepas dihina oleh laki Cina tadi. Sekarang ni pemuda Melayu ni sedang menunggu untuk disaman oleh Cina tersebut. Beliau bukan takut malah tidak sabar2 untuk menunggu disaman oleh Cina tersebut kerana beliau ada alasan yang kukuh kerana bertindak demikian.
Pengajarannya, sikap pemuda Melayu tadi memang patut di contohi kerana ingin menegakkan agama Islam. Pada anda, berhati2 la..kerana saya percaya, tshirt yang di pakai oleh Cina tadi adalah salah satu strategi orang2 kafir untuk menjatuhkan maruah Islam.

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It's Worth Spend Ur Time To Read This

There were only 15 minutes left before Solat-ul Isha {The night prayer}.

He quickly made Wudhu {purification washing of the face, hands, head, ears, and feet} and then, performed Solat-ul Maghrib {The dusk prayer}.

While making Tasbih {praising of ALLAH}, he again remembered his grandmother and was
embarrassed by how he had prayed.

His grandmother prayed with such tranquillity and peace.

He began making Dua{suplications} and went down to make Sajdah{prostration} and stayed like that
for a while.

He had been at work all day and was tired, so tired.

He awoke abruptly to the sound of noise and shouting.

He was sweating profusely.

He looked around.

It was very crowded.

Every direction he looked in was filled with people.

Some stood frozen looking around, some were running left and right and
some were on their knees with their heads in their hands just waiting.

Pure fear and apprehension filled him as he realized where he was.

His heart was about to burst.

It was the Day of Judgment.

When he was alive, he had heard many things about the questioning on the

Day of Judgment, but that seemed so long ago..

Could this be something his mind made up?

No, the wait and the fear were so great that he could not have imagined this.

The interrogation was still going on.

He began moving frantically from people to people to ask if his name
had been called.

No one could answer him.

All of a sudden his name was called and the crowd split into two and
made a passageway for him.

Two angels grabbed his arms and led him forward.

He walked with unknowing eyes through the crowd.

The angels brought him to the centre and left him there.

His head was bent down and his whole life was passing in front of his
eyes like a movie.

He opened his eyes but saw only another world.

The people were all helping others.

He saw his father running from one lecture to the other, spending his
wealth in the way of Islam.

His mother invited guests to their house and one table was being set
while the other was being cleared.

He pleaded his case,

'I too was always on this path..

I helped others.

I spread the words of Allah.

I performed my Solah{prayers} .

I fasted in the month of Ramadhan.

Whatever ALLAH ordered us to do, I did.

Whatever HE ordered us not to do, I did not.'

He began to cry and think about how much he loved ALLAH.

He knew that whatever he had done in life would be less than what
ALLAH deserved and his only protector was ALLAH... He was sweating like
never before and was shaking all over.

His eyes were fixed on the scale, waiting for the final decision.

At last, the decision was made.

The two angels with sheets of paper in their hands, turned to the crowd.



His legs felt like they were going to collapse.

He closed his eyes as they began

To read the names of those people who were to enter Jahannam{the worst Hell Fire}.

His name was read first.

He fell on his knees and yelled that this couldn't be,

'How could I go to Jahannam{the worst Hell Fire}?

I served others all my life,

I spread the words of ALLAH to others'.

His eyes had become blurry and he was shaking with sweat.

The two angels took him by the arms.

As his feet dragged, they went through the crowd and advanced toward
the blazing flames of Jahannam{the worst Hell Fire}.

He was yelling and wondered if there was any person who was going to help him.

He was yelling of all the good deeds he had done, how he had helped
his father, his fasts, prayers, the Noble Qur'an that he read, he was
asking if none of them would help him.

The Jahannam angels continued to drag him.

They had gotten closer to the Hellfire.

He looked back and these were his last pleas.

Had not Rasulullah [S.A.W.] {Messanger of ALLAH Muhammad Peace be upon him} said;

'How clean would a person be who bathes in a river five times a day,
so too does the Solah performed five times cleanse someone of their
sins'?

He began yelling,

'My prayers? My prayers? My prayers.?'

The two angels did not stop, and they came to the edge of the abyss of Jahannam{The Worst Hell Fire}.

The flames of the Fire were burning his face.

He looked back one last time, but his eyes were dry of hope and he had
nothing left in him.

One of the angels pushed him in.

He found himself in the air and falling towards the Flames.

He had just fallen five or six feet when a hand grabbed him by the arm
and pulled him back.

He lifted his head and saw an old man with a long white beard.

He wiped some dust off himself and asked him,

'Who are you?'

The old man replied,

'I am your prayers'.

'Why are you so late! I was almost in the Fire!

You rescued me at the last minute before I fell in'.

The old man smiled and shook his head,

'You always performed me at the last minute, did you forget?'

At that instant, he blinked and lifted his head from Sajdah{prostation} .

He was in a sweat.

He listened to the voices coming from outside.

He heard the Adhan{call for prayer} for Solat-ul Isha{the night prayer}.

He got up quickly and went to perform Wudhu{purification washing of the face, hands, head, ears, and feet}.



Pass this on to your friends and family.... ...

Maybe, you can help someone open their eyes.

And who knows?

Maybe, this is a good deed that can help you during the day of judgement.

(INSHA-ALLAH)